Cards
Merry Cluckmas Card
$13.50
I Don't Give a Spit Card
$13.50
Alpaca Card
$13.50
Lucky the Alpaca Card
$13.50
Cluckula Card
$13.50
Cluckula Card
$13.50
Cluckula Card
$13.50
Eggsorcist Card
$13.50
Eggsorcist Card
$13.50
Eggsorcist Card
$13.50
Eggsorcist Card
$13.50
Cluck or Treat Card
$13.50
Cluck or Treat Card
$13.50
Cluck or Treat Card
$13.50
Description: This is not just a shirt. This is a declaration that you stood behind a Black woman farmer who turned poop into power and pain into purpose. For the last 4 years, I've been hand-packaging alpaca manure alongside my children, filling every bag, printing every label, sealing every order by hand while selling out every single restock. Not because the margins were perfect, but because the mission was bigger than the moment. I developed the first-ever solar-charged alpaca fertilizer, a lab-tested, nutrient-rich formula that can regenerate soil, revive food systems, and revolutionize agriculture. But scaling this product means fabricating custom tools, tools we can't afford without community
Description: You’re not just sipping from a mug. You’re drinking from the roots of a revolution. This mug represents years of being sold out, overlooked, underestimated while I raised babies, tended rescued alpacas, and created the first-of-its-kind alpaca fertilizer that’s already transforming gardens. Not because I had funding, but because I had purpose. Every bag of Magic Beans you’ve seen me ship was filled by hand. We’re licensed in Georgia. We’re lab-tested. We’re ready. This mug is a commemorative piece, priced to support the next chapter, one where we move from survival to systems, from hand-filled bags to nationwide access. So sip slow. Sip proud. And know you backed a movement rooted in motherhood, microbes, and miracle soil.
I Was a Seed Card
$13.50
Baddie with a Hoe Card
$13.50
Minding My Beeswax Card
$13.50
Bok Bok Bitch Card
$13.50
Crop It like It’s Hot Card
$13.50
Doo Doo Diva Card
$13.50
Support Black Farmers Card
$13.50
Support Black Farmers Card
$13.50
Doo Doo Diva Card
$13.50
Farm Fresh Watermelon Card
$13.50
Throw Seeds Not Hands Card
$13.50
Baddie with a Bucket Card
$13.50
Farms Not Pharma Card
$13.50
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